Menlo Park, California

Dear family,
This is goodbye.
I am leaving you for an attractive resort in the Bay Area. Although I have enjoyed all these years of cooking and cleaning and making sure you wake up in time, I have decided to let someone take care of me like that for a change. I'm sure you understand and support my decision.
Please send my sunglasses and that paperback novel I've been trying to finish for three weeks now. And don't forget to feed my chickens.
Mom